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Lee

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5/7/08 (Day 247)
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Fact: I hate to say it, but the older I get, the less I like Mel Brooks. Now I mostly enjoy them for nostalgia sake.
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Fact: Some weird man came up to me when I took a picture of a surveyor. He showed me some badge and asked what I intended to do with the photos.<br> He made me promise to delete them and told me that what I was doing seemed suspicious, like a terrorist act. <br><br> Yes, I'm a 15 year old girl selected by Osama himself, shipped off to a small suburban area to take photos of a man surveying the land infront of a Dunkin' Donuts. Fuck off.
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Fact: Green mini pancakes. <br>I get how to make green eggs. How in the world would you make green ham?!
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Fact: It's too hot to go out and do stuff!
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Fact: I hate myself today.
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Fact: I'm really silly.
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Fact: To help me fall asleep, I daydream about the future or a parallel reality. What do you do?
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Fact: Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark still gives me the jibblies.
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Fact: Viola! Strawberry glasses.
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Fact: I hate post processing, but I do it anyway... for the kids.
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Fact: Even if Beauty & The Geek were the last show on Earth, I would NOT watch it.
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Fact: Today I was in Macys and I went to try on some jockey undershirts.<br><br> There have been enough times when I was mistaken for a male that about a year ago I started playing around with androgyny and cross-dressing.<br><br> I went into the mens changing room, no one was in there. I put the shirt on and decided it was too big. When I went to take the shirt off a womans voice sounds really loud outside of the door 'THIS IS A MEN'S DRESSING ROOM!'.<br><br> Here I am, standing in my sports bra with my shirt half off tangled with my face asking - what the fuck just happened?<br><br> This woman says it again so I straighten up and open the door.<br><br> 'I'm a boy!!'<br> 'Oh... I'm really sorry.'<br><br> How the - what the - she couldn't have known! I know she didn't follow me inside - I think the pervy little woman saw my bra when I was changing! The doors had a lot of slits and slots in them - it wasn't a solid door or anything.<br><br> Whore.
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